Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.
guard: oh here come the faggots
guard: why are they so skinny
guard: do not jump into the crowd i don't want to grab your crack
guards: why are there 12 year old girls throwing bras on the stage
guards: what am i doing with my life