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simply-most-dope:

befittingfitness:

NO.

WAIT SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS NOT OKAY

demuure:

of-mice-and-ben-bruce:

thats six meths a day for you.

^crying

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butasparrow:

touchmypopsicle:

it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked

the second one was kind of unexpected

but no one is disagreeing 

scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

meowmagicianpia:

The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.

majortvjunkie:

Jurassic Park 4 budget got cut

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songofastark:

Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”.

Don’t just fuck the police. 

Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.

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(Source: madi0monster)

no but just imagine security guards at concerts

mhmrawr:

this is a brilliant edit

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